Sunday, March 04, 2007

Thoughts to think about...

Why does every kitchen have a "junk drawer"?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
Why is it always the mom that gets up with the kids in the middle of the night?
Why do we love the shade trees provide, but when it is time to rake, it seems like the leaves from a MILLION trees are there?
Why is it when someone asks you to go upstairs to get something, it seems like it is so FAR?
And my FAVORITE......The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

Thinking about it, I'm not so sure they ARE I must be alright! :-)

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Wendy said...

Why is it always the mom who gets up with the kids in the middle of the night? I now I did, and still do. Maybe its because he works over 100 hours per week. It sucks though. Really.... And the father in law jokes. Seriously!

Anonymous said...

My best friends are ok...then...
Do I have to go to a mental hospital??

Anonymous said...

that was shinyoung...

Anonymous said...

Wow Susie that is a lot to think about, but who wants to think that hard :)

Glad you had such a wonderful time with your friend!


liz said...

I have the answer to one: the mom's got the boobs. But that only works for a year!

I've got a FIL to make fun of. Bring on the jokes!

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A.K. said...

the good thing about living with 2 other roomates in college is that most of the time something DOES magically appear in the fridge!

another one: how come when someone inches up a little bit at a stoplight we also must inch up if we are behind them- is that few inches going to make us early for where we are going? or svae us minutes off a trip?